Jehovah witnesses came knocking this morning. I politely explained that we are an atheist family. The fact that I happened to be wearing an old Bad Religion crossbuster concert shirt seemed to really bother them.
Normally when various religious groups (or really anyone for that matter) come knocking I ask if they have heard the good word about L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology, normally that gets them away right quickly. It is also really fun with telemarketers. Must have been off my game this morning.