Woke up this morning to find an attempted theft of my 2001 Dodge Ram. Unsuccessful mind you. But when I attempted to start it due to the ignition being intact the column started smoking.
Had to scramble and disconnect the battery while she smoldered. Wife called 911. Got it out. Wiring burnt in the column. Truck needs to go in for repair.
Thankfully I left full coverage on it. Kids are freaking out because we are leaving next Thursday for holidays and we pull the trailer with it. FML.