One fine day in Ireland a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across a little guy with a huge bump on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him. 'Goodness', says the golfer, and revives the poor little guy. Upon awakening the little guy says, Well you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I wil grant you three wishes. I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad i didn't hurt you too badly says the guy and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says Well he was a nice enough guy and he did catch me, so i have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that i would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game and a great sex life.
A year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course on the number 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says I'm fine. And might i ask how your golf game is ?
It's great ! I hit under par every time.'
'I did that for you. And might i ask how your money is holding out ?
'Thats the amazing thing, everytime i put my hand in my pocket I pull out a hundred dollar note.'
'I did that for you. And might i ask how your sex life is?
Now the golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, Well maybe once or twice a week.'
Floored the leprechaun stammers, 'Only once or twice a week ?
The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.️*♂️️*♂️️*♀️️*♀️⛳⛳