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    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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    A group of homeless Mexicans were settling down for the night under an overpass. One of them asked another what his secret to success was as he always had a wad of cash at the end of each day. The successful guy asked the curious guy his technique. He said he has a good intersection, works the busiest hours of the day, looks the part etc. The successful guy says hmmm then it must be your sign, what does it say? It says homeless and hungry, anything helps, thanks and God bless. The successful guys says that sounds reasonable. The curious guy says let me see your sign. He shows him and the sign and it says I only need another $10 to get back to Mexico.
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