Fat azz to lean thread.

[Not4you]

^^ I have basically done something similar, but the reward money is coming from money I was usually spending on fast food. A typical day for me started with about $3 at tims for a coffee and donuts or bagels plus about $12 for lunch/snacks at the food court near my office. now, I didn't do this everyday, but enough so lets say it is about $50-60 per week buying crap. Instead, now I am having a meal replacement shake every morning and I am bringing my lunch in with dinner leftovers. So the money I am not spending on breakfast and lunch is going to go toward a reward (car mods).

[baddbullitt]

I tried the reward thing with MissBB that when I lose my 50lbs, she'll let me buy a GT500.. Yeah didn't fly..... lol.... Looks like my reward is a beer..haha

[Uncle Buck]

I tried the reward thing with MissBB that when I lose my 50lbs, she'll let me buy a GT500.. Yeah didn't fly..... lol.... Looks like my reward is a beer..haha

Too bad it didn't fly although that's more like $1500 per pound! Nice reward.

[Uncle Buck]

^^ I have basically done something similar, but the reward money is coming from money I was usually spending on fast food. A typical day for me started with about $3 at tims for a coffee and donuts or bagels plus about $12 for lunch/snacks at the food court near my office. now, I didn't do this everyday, but enough so lets say it is about $50-60 per week buying crap. Instead, now I am having a meal replacement shake every morning and I am bringing my lunch in with dinner leftovers. So the money I am not spending on breakfast and lunch is going to go toward a reward (car mods).

That'll work, just don't buy all the mods first and be in a diet deficit. The stress may drive you to bagels...

[ybaslo1]

Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

Rick lost 33 lbs that week.

[baddbullitt]

Too bad it didn't fly although that's more like $1500 per pound! Nice reward.

Yeah I know eh... Not allowed another car until a few demos get done on the house

[ZR]

Yup, ran like hell I did.

[Old Fart]

Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck......lost 33 lbs that week.

LMAO!!

[12vGuy]

Down 22 lbs in 4 weeks since starting in construction. 3 more to 200lb goal. Then hopefully gain 10 back in muscle!

[Intmdtr]

Down 22 lbs in 4 weeks since starting in construction. 3 more to 200lb goal. Then hopefully gain 10 back in muscle!

nice, awesome job well done.