A father walks into a market with his young son.
The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the
quarter, he starts panicking , shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking
woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee
bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a
cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across
the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to
squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman
hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no
lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the
woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
No," the woman replies, "I work for Revenue
Canada."