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I think so. More carnage today: more reds and yellows, and one blue light (that just happened to be connected to a yellow)
-Don____________
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an
X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope
youremember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
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Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried about
all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't
wantyou to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll
bringyou something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
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Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "Naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
you Imight add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting
mewhat I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous
seasoninto one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight
coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
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Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
remindyou that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee ofservices provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well, that
isyour right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on
retainerever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more
thanhappy to take you on in open court.
Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your
health,but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a
complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most
days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
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Now look here, Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to
bringit. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks
andmy friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to
tweetmy boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my
gameconsole, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHATEVER I WANT,
MAN!
T-Bone
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Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the
worldon one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?
"Hesees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake." Sound
familiar,genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got
yourshit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza
rollall over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you
asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
yourass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
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Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
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Timmy,
That's what I thought, you little bastard.
Santa
Good luck to anyone on hold with Bell, Fido, Rogers, Telus ect
Trying to get this $60/10GB plan.. been 45 mins
Fuckkk is Canada way behind with cellphone plans.. we get FUCKED here.
'88 LX
Little late advice, but for next time use the live chat feature. Rogers confirmed to me that they allocate more staff to the live chat, than they do to the phones.
Did you get the plan? I was going to, but it's a downgrade for me (price wise) so would mean paying off my wife's phone, which has over $400 owed on it.
~Scott B
The Fido website was acting up.. tried multiple times.
Yeah I got the plan.. 1.5hrs in total. Had to pay $26 to buyout my contract. Let’s see how long this plan lasts.. have a feeling it won’t be long before they raise the price.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
'88 LX
“I can fix your fridge but I need to order a part.”
How long will that take
Typically 2 to 3 days. If it’s in stock. Honestly there is a chance we won’t have it for the weekend.
Unacceptable I have people coming over this weekend. How you expect me to do that with only one fridge in the house?!?
....like every other person for the last 90 years......
I've named him Sparky.
he seems to be immune to 120.
-Don____________