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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? --- it got stuck in a crack.
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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? --- it got stuck in a crack.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
---- A Carrot.
What do you call an elephant that dosnt matter? An irrelephant.
Why do ducks have feathers.
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen???
Cause they peel!!
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CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Otherwise it would be a sedan.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's black & white and read all over?
A news paper
I'm reading a book on gravity... I just can't put it down
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied,I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle
which bears the Navy insignia.
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that’s the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.
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