Glad it made someone laugh. Sitting at my deck trying to calm down as I'm fully enraged. I left the fucking thing outside to get covered in snow out of spite, tried to clear the driveway on my lunch and ended up fighting with it for 45 minutes. Partially my fault for trying to do something with barely enough time, never ends well for me. Fucking Poulan piece of shit was a gift thats been a nightmare from day one. Choke/Run mislabled from factory, fuel tank plastic cracked first year. To check the plugs you have to spend 20 minutes tearing all the plastic BS off it and it loves to foul them despite repeated profession carb adjustments. Never likes to start in negative temps (real great feature for a snow removal machine), but last time I tried quickstart on it there was fire...
If I can't get it going tonight I'm going to have some sledgehammer catharsis followed by extreme bitching as I shell out $1600 on a new machine...