Kids say the darnedest things.

[5.4MarkVIII]

Anyone have those moments where your kids say something and you can't parent properly cuz your to busy laughing. Thought it would be good to share a laugh.

This was my conversation with my 4 year old today.

(Lifting Kaeden into truck)
Watch your Mellon.

"Why did you say that?"

I didn't want you to hit your head

"My head is not my melon. My other part is"

What other part?

"My testiballs."

You mean testicles.

"Yes. Those are my melons. My head is my nuts"

You have the backwards. Your head is you melon. Your testicles are your nuts

Sigh " dad your out of your mind"





I was dying at testiballs. Lol

[The Yellow & Black Attack]

The four of us pigging out on pizza, ice cream and cookies...
Daddy: What if we get fat?
Son: Who cares?

[Clutt gt]

Back when Trish was very pregnant with Mason she got out of the shower and was getting dressed.
Kaitlyn was three and learning her shapes. She calmly anounsed " mommy your round like a circle"
And I get in trouble for laughing.