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ZR
09-06-2018, 07:32 AM
Locals in a city on the coast of Colombia have been told to stop having sex to ensure they stay cool during a scorching 40C (104F) heatwave.
Julio Salas - the health secretary of Santa Marta - was met with laughter and disbelief when he issued the novel advice, which he listed alongside other tips like wearing loose clothing and drinking plenty of water.



According to national news website El Heraldo, Mr Salas said he thought avoiding sex was logical - in the same way people would not take part in strenuous exercise in extreme heat.
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The American Heart Association considers sex a "moderate physical activity", meaning it puts as much of a strain on the heart as walking up two flights of stairs.
Mr Salas said if people find it too much of a struggle to abstain from sex, then they should at least wait until the sun goes down as "it is better to do it at night when the ambient temperature is lower".
But he added: "If you have a good air conditioning, there is no problem."

stangstevers
09-06-2018, 07:46 AM
" strenuous exercise in extreme heat."

What? For who? Isn't it over in like 45 seconds anyway? Not that much exercise imo.

5.4MarkVIII
09-06-2018, 08:27 AM
Lmao

ZR
09-06-2018, 08:30 AM
^ Way too many stories from home for me.

Blackmare
09-06-2018, 04:04 PM
Julio Salas must have a butt ugly wife and is looking for any excuse.

ZR
09-06-2018, 04:08 PM
AC cranked at my house = business as usual.

ZR
09-06-2018, 04:08 PM
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RedSN
09-06-2018, 04:10 PM
"...they should at least wait until the sun goes down..." says Salas
a nice meal, some wine, candle light....

ZR
09-06-2018, 04:12 PM
Yes sir.

ZR
09-06-2018, 04:12 PM
Reminds me to call for Friday night dinner reservation.

Scrape
09-06-2018, 10:06 PM
This thread hit the sewer fast lol.

hsousa88
09-06-2018, 11:27 PM
What about BJs?

Edit: receiving them.

stangstevers
09-07-2018, 04:53 AM
Lol nice edit

ZR
09-07-2018, 06:39 AM
Good grief, you guys gotsa one track mind.

stangstevers
09-07-2018, 10:04 AM
you expecting anything else? lol

ZR
09-07-2018, 11:28 AM
Nope!!

LOL