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Stephen06GT
12-05-2018, 11:42 AM
I cannot take credit for this. Just a copy and paste:

Since you decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block.
How did our generation ever survive?

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive

17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”

Blackmare
12-05-2018, 12:04 PM
WTF. Is nothing off limits to these snowflakes?

5.4MarkVIII
12-05-2018, 01:04 PM
There was already people saying that the old Rudolph Cartoon should be pulled becasie of the bullying and descrimination.

But then let’s look at most mainstream music and see what is okay and what isn’t by these same standards.

People are fucked

Minaccia
12-05-2018, 01:15 PM
People these days crave attention so a good way to get it is by going against the grain and that's what these people are doing.

It's our fault for giving these complainers the time to of day so if we ignore them they will go away.

Slick_89_Hatch
12-05-2018, 04:26 PM
Completely agree with you Lou.